I may not be sure about my haircut but I’m certain Tom Cruise made a mistake with this:

Tom Cruise

I mean what was he thinking?

Did he decide that nothing turns back time like a good emo cut?

Is it just a really bizarre comb-over to disguise a little MPB?

Is he preparing to play a certain historical figure? (Clue: draw a small moustache on him in PhotoShop).

Or maybe the aliens told him to do it?

Feel free to offer any pearls of wisdom in the comments.

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