So still here then.

As has been noted by smarter brains than me the Hadron Collider was never going to kill us or suck us into an alternate reality.

But what if it did?

What if it sucked us all into a universe where things had unfolded differently. Where the numbers 911 are just the digits American’s dial for help, where George Dubya was impeached for election fraud, where Vladimir Putin retires from politics to star in Terminator four and eventually winds up as Gay Hardcore S & M porn star, where the UN are able to agree on the colour of the sky, where the post cold war glow didn’t turn out to be the reboot on the missile launch computer.

The Hadron Collider may have failed to deliver this but the world didn’t end. It’s important you remember that. That and that there is another way to change the world:

Americans vote Brand urm I mean Obama.

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