by Neil | Jul 18, 2008 | Fiction, flash fiction, Free Online Fiction, Friday Flash Fiction, Science Fiction, Science Fiction and Fantasy, Short Stories, short story
I fear I may have mangled this one. Still: I hope you enjoy. Feedback – as ever – is welcome. Doors By Neil Beynon She watches him from the door – a dark smudge against the glare of the plasma grid. He is covered in dirt and sweat, his hair a tangled...by Neil | Jul 16, 2008 | Entertainment, Film, Movies, Review, Thoughts
I went to see Hancock quite by chance as the film I had intended to see was sold out. John Hancock is not a nice man. He’s a bad tempered drunk who lives in a trailer and generally irritates the hell out of everyone he meets. He’s also a superhero. That is to say he...by Neil | Jul 15, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, cycling, Driving, humor, Humour, London, Science Fiction, Travel
For those of you visiting London for the first time, whatever system you derive from originally, you should familiarise yourself with the following tips: 1. The use of telepathy and indeed indicators is forbidden; instead you are required to use the Terran ritual...by Neil | Jul 14, 2008 | Blog stats, Life, Personal, Random, Thoughts, Writing
OK. Stats have moved from the realms of plausible into downright strange and so this is really a test post but as I’m here anyway I might as well provide an update. Let’s see: The Woodsman is still locked in a virtual drawer although it’ll be coming...by Neil | Jul 14, 2008 | Comedy, Comment, humor, Humour, Politics, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire
Apparently, the government, or more specifically Jacqui Smith, believes that showing people who are caught with knives what happens to knife victims will help lower knife crime. I love thinking like that: taking a terrified; badly injured victim still undergoing...