It seems that my earlier post on the lack of excitement in Abbey Wood was somewhat inaccurate.

Around half an hour ago a car, travelling at speed, wiped out turning into the corner of my street taking out four cars one of which is now residing in one of my poor neighbours back garden.

I was in bed at the time and in the resulting confusion inadvertently flashed the street from the bedroom window. I was first on the scene expecting bodies – G was convinced a motorcyclist was involved, thankfully this wasn’t the case.

Having established that no one was actually hurt and that the two lads running up the hill were in fact the occupants I became accutely aware that I was wearing only a pair of jeans. And I mean ONLY a pair of jeans.

Well that was exciting…OH MY GOD…my neighbours have seen me naked.

Clearly I shall have to move.