New Traffic Rules

Well I’m back in London town after quite a lengthy, wet, foggy drive along the M4.

A couple of observations:

a) Apparently indicating is no longer part of British road rules and instead a new system has been employed called telepathy. It uses less electricity and is thus greener but does have unfortunate side effects that may include: death, disfigurement and/or high insurance premiums.

b) Strange light like idols are now common place on the dashboards of cars. This new and disturbing cult can be seen all along the roadways and highways of the UK, adherents can be indentified even on foot by the confused way they will stand at all junctions looking confused until given further instructions by the voice of the light.

Something to hold in your mind when out and about.

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