by Neil | Sep 23, 2007 | Cars, Comedy, humor, Humour, Life, Motorway driving, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, Travel
Well I’m back in London town after quite a lengthy, wet, foggy drive along the M4. A couple of observations: a) Apparently indicating is no longer part of British road rules and instead a new system has been employed called telepathy. It uses less electricity...by Neil | Jul 8, 2007 | car crash, Cars, Driving, excitement in Abbey Wood, Life, naked and neighbourly, Things that will wake G up, Thoughts
It seems that my earlier post on the lack of excitement in Abbey Wood was somewhat inaccurate. Around half an hour ago a car, travelling at speed, wiped out turning into the corner of my street taking out four cars one of which is now residing in one of my poor...by Neil | Jun 18, 2007 | Cars, Comedy, Fragile Things, How to Talk to Girls at Parties, humor, Humour, Life, MOT, Neil Gaiman, Sleep Deprivation, Thoughts, Why I hate Mondays
Bed is good. It’s warm, soft and it doesn’t rain unless the water tank is leaking. Why I ever left that happy sanctuary today I have no idea. First off I appear to have gone nocturnal during my break so I awoke in a zombie like state having been completely...by Neil | Jun 6, 2007 | Black Static, Books, Cars, Driving, Dubliners, James Joyce, Joseph Conrad, Life, MOT, Random, The Secret Agent, why is it pink?, Writers, Writing
My car hates me. It was MOT time yesterday and I think Ford saw me coming: £600 (ouch!). What was done includes a pretty innocuous list: – Computer calibration (didn’t know it had one) – Headlight settings (you mean it’s not my wit dazzling the...