by Neil | Mar 2, 2009 | commuting, Life, London, possibly i am still asleep, Random
There are days when I hate London. When the rain comes down, the train’s overcrowded, you get abuse from the train staff and an endless litany of traffic attempts to revoke your oxygen privileges. You know: days like that. Then there are the days like today: an...by Neil | Jan 27, 2009 | commuting, Life, London, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, work
I recall noticing a while back that there was some kind of meme coalescing around Lewis Carrol’s birthday (today) and thinking: that sounds like fun and: won’t have to think of content for that day. Today, after recovering from the shock that it was the...by Neil | Jan 4, 2009 | Comedy, commuting, humor, Humour, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire, Travel
Dear Southeastern, Thank you so much for the notification on train fares rising. It means so much to me that you think I, along with thousands of my fellow residents, can afford yet another above inflation rise in the price of my ticket that takes my travel costs to...by Neil | Jul 15, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, cycling, Driving, humor, Humour, London, Science Fiction, Travel
For those of you visiting London for the first time, whatever system you derive from originally, you should familiarise yourself with the following tips: 1. The use of telepathy and indeed indicators is forbidden; instead you are required to use the Terran ritual...by Neil | Jun 18, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, humor, Humour, Life, London
The walk to work this morning: I’m sooo tired. YES…YOU DO LOOK A BIT WORSE FOR WEAR Ow. Jeez, you’d think people would look where they’re going. YOU’D THINK Say, you’re a bit thin, you need some feeding up. Oh wow! I can smell...by Neil | Apr 28, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, humor, Humour, London, Random, Travel
Top five comedy commuter capers, go on – I dare you: 5. Next time a free paper is slapped into your chest arm bar the free paper pusher to the ground and tweak him a la Mister Miyagi. Helps your defence later if you yell assault as the paper hits you. 4....