The walk to work this morning:

I’m sooo tired.

YES…YOU DO LOOK A BIT WORSE FOR WEAR

Ow. Jeez, you’d think people would look where they’re going.

YOU’D THINK

Say, you’re a bit thin, you need some feeding up. Oh wow! I can smell freshly baked pastry; I’m really hungry . Is that…oh shit the lights have changed….*runs fuelled by profanity and adrenaline*

That was close.

YES IT WAS

Same time tomorrow?

PROBABLY

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