I always remembered the US as being big, I put this down to me being 14 the last time I was here but what I hadn’t factored in was that I haven’t actually grown since i was 14.
I was 5’6 then and I’m 5’6 now. I am the shortest person here. I have to climb up onto the bed, I need a stepladder to use the sink and I can swing my legs on most chairs.
I also have hairy toes and a wild tangle of hair. Ladies and gentleman: I am a hobbit.
I may have overdone the lemsip today. It’s hard to know I can’t see the shelf from down here.
Hobbits are brave and loyal and true. Congratulations on being, therefore, awesome. Thank you for what your kinsman Baggins did for all of us.
Oh yes Hobbits rock. And swinging my legs on over sized chairs always gets a laugh.
Now you know how I felt I was scared to go up the ladders. Steve obviously didn’t have a problem. Enjoy rest of your time there,.