I may not be sure about my haircut but I’m certain Tom Cruise made a mistake with this:
I mean what was he thinking?
Did he decide that nothing turns back time like a good emo cut?
Is it just a really bizarre comb-over to disguise a little MPB?
Is he preparing to play a certain historical figure? (Clue: draw a small moustache on him in PhotoShop).
Or maybe the aliens told him to do it?
Feel free to offer any pearls of wisdom in the comments.