Yesterday, at my company, it was our summer party. We all gathered in an underground club in Soho and consumed many, many beers. This morning I feel like my brain has been replaced with an old sock. This is one of the many reasons I rarely drink.
In addition strange things have been happening all morning. In the process of putting on my shirt the buttons switched sides, the floor tilted as I put on my trousers – spilling me on my arse – and the top BBC headline seemed to be some footballer getting hitched.
Leaving the house it got worse.
The station seems to have moved overnight, turning a fifteen minute walk into twenty-five. No one seemed to be able to see me at the station as evidenced by their attempts to walk through me and, rather more memorably, sit on my lap. A church sign, concerned with the big questions of existence, asked me “What would Jesus say to Alan Sugar?”.
Then I saw the headline on a broadsheet and I realised that my beer must have had some special properties that slipped me into an alternate reality. After all, the legend “Brown wins 42 days vote” couldn’t be true in my world. I mean the collective parliament would have had to be lobotomised and replaced with half-wit reactionary media whores.
If anyone wants me I’ll be under my desk. Tunnelling for home.
You had a party in the middle of the week? We usually have such things on Friday, so people who do not know how to drink could sleep until the world tuns back to normal again 🙂
But somehow I still do not understand why people drink in public… When I drink, I just take a glass of good red wine – Porto before going to sleep with my boyfriend. It is expensive, but I work hard for my money.
heh. pretty much how my mornings gone.
what would jesus say to alan sugar? there’s a song title oor a gameshow in there somewhere…
Fizzy make feel good
FIZZY MAKE FEEL GOOD!
Susan – Yeah, not sure why they do it on a weekday – I suspect it’s so they can witness the carnage the day after. And yes, I rarely drink in public…or at all.
Marxsbeard – I reckon a song title but if anyone wants to throw some concepts in the comments thread I could do with a laugh
Laura – I have the hair for that part!