I appear to be running on empty. Top five signs this is so:

1. My hair is crazier than normal.*

2. I run out of words mid…

What was I saying?

3. Spacial awareness is diminished: I am slapstick gold and you can draw a pretty interesting piece of art by joining my bruises together.

4. The scar on my right eyelid goes the colour of Rudolf’s nose.

5. I forget where I put my glasses only to realise I am wearing them.

And a bonus one: you can actually hear the synapses misfire if you ask me to do Math.

* This is a relative scale: means that instead of menacing passers by it runs the risk of interfering with air traffic.