by Neil | Aug 25, 2007 | Hell, Ikea, Life, Random, Seemed like a good idea at the time, Thoughts, why is it always me
The first level of hell you are prepared for your journey with the gristle of dead animals rolled into balls marinated in their own juices for millennia. This meal you will eat serenaded by strange goblins that jabber loudly and laugh hysterically your attempts to...