Yesterday Nasa announced they were considering limited testing of employees, including astronauts, for alcohol. That’s right astronauts.

Who in their right mind straps themselves to a fuel tank containing 1.68 million pounds of highly explosive fuel in a vessel that’s only protection consists of foam tiles that will be by struck extremely sharp debris during lift off.

Why on earth would they want a drink?

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