by Neil | Oct 7, 2008 | Comment, Life, media madness, Press commentary, Random, smart monkeys dumb animals, Thoughts
There’s no particular reason for the title other than it amused me. It’s a phrase I made up and have been generally using in conjunction with the latest fearmongering twat’s journalist’s piece on the current financial shenanigans. It seems like...by Neil | Jul 14, 2008 | Comedy, Comment, humor, Humour, Politics, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire
Apparently, the government, or more specifically Jacqui Smith, believes that showing people who are caught with knives what happens to knife victims will help lower knife crime. I love thinking like that: taking a terrified; badly injured victim still undergoing...by Neil | Jul 10, 2008 | Comment, London, London Mayor, Politics, why
Now – were I a smug bastard – I could point out that I told you so. And if I lived somewhere else that sound would be me laughing, unfortunately I don’t and so that’s the sound of me banging my head against the desk wondering how bad it’s...by Neil | Jun 7, 2008 | Comment, Film, Movies, Review, Thoughts
Saturday morning got off to a bad start. The car is due for it’s M.O.T and I thought – because the mechanic in the garage told me – that I had booked the car in for the necessary work at 8.30 this morning. Bleary eyed I set off for the garage clutching the fairly...by Neil | May 19, 2008 | Comment, genetic engineering, Politics, Thoughts
Imagine Imagine, if you will, that one day you wake up and there’s a strange sensation in your hand. You’re not sure what it is until you go to lift up a pen and you realise your thumb is twitching, almost like your leaning on a nerve. Only you’re not. In fact, now...