Llama

There are days when I hate London. When the rain comes down, the train’s overcrowded, you get abuse from the train staff and an endless litany of traffic attempts to revoke your oxygen privileges. You know: days like that. Then there are the days like today: an...

Oh yeah

I forgot to mention that I had another celebrity spot the other day. Last week I happened to cross paths with Eddie Izzard in the West End. On seeing Eddie last week I made no attempt to be cool, instead I just broke into a big shit-eating grin as he wandered past and...

Snow

Yes, I am aware that countries with regular snow are laughing at the UK right now but we don’t really have a lot and so this is a big deal. I can pretend that we’d cope better if we were used to it, can’t I?