A glimpse inside my head:

Pan does not really sound like Pan although the character is interesting but what would be a cool name? G is really [edited for legal reasons]. If I can’t really remember when I was two did I really exist? If I don’t recall my dreams do I die when I sleep? God the rugby was good, I bet Paul was pissed we won. Alice Roberts is really [edited for legal reasons]. I really need to draw a diagram to illustrate…I haven’t seen Noel Fielding in Pret for like ages. G is really[edited for legal reasons]. If I introduce the Kurah Emperor earlier then surely I need do the same with the Thain. I really should think more about work. I’m really getting fat. Fat and hairy is not a good look. G is really[edited for legal reasons]. Where did I leave my Blackberry? I really need to sort out the requirements for the ******. What’s going on with my blog stats they just look weird? How did Stephen Fry break his arm? Should I have crumpets or cereal for breakfast? Where are my socks? I’m pretty sure the last words of The Woodsman should be You Decide but why. G is really[edited for legal reasons]. I must go to Ikea this weekend. I should really do the rewrite on Blood and Brine but no it hasn’t been two weeks yet and shit I haven’t done the structural rewrite on Tangled and I haven’t done that paperwork yet and I have to speak to Michael or my head will explode. Was Basil Brush a Thatcheritian archetype of the 80s who’s noughties reappearance signals the similarities between 80s Toryism and present day Labour or just a puppet? Is Thatcheritian actually a word? G is really[edited for legal reasons]. Oh dear god I’m not dressed yet. I really should put curtains up.

Scared? Imagine how I feel.

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