by Neil | May 26, 2008 | Comedy, Fun, Gurn, gurning, humor, Humour, Personal, Why you shouldn't give me power tools
by Neil | Apr 28, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, humor, Humour, London, Random, Travel
Top five comedy commuter capers, go on – I dare you: 5. Next time a free paper is slapped into your chest arm bar the free paper pusher to the ground and tweak him a la Mister Miyagi. Helps your defence later if you yell assault as the paper hits you. 4....by Neil | Apr 7, 2008 | Comedy, humor, Humour, Life, Personal, Random, Thoughts
1. Attempting to eat Haribo whilst driving may help keep you awake but E numbers and Metallica do not a law abiding driver make… 2. Everyone else on the motorway is out to kill you…never forget this. 3. When purchasing Chinese take away, ensure girlfriend...by Neil | Mar 30, 2008 | Comedy, humor, Humour, Photography, Random
They’re coming for you, oh yes…(photo courtesy of G)by Neil | Mar 4, 2008 | Abbey Wood, ballistic fat welshman, Comedy, humor, Humour, Life, why is it always me
Dear Chav, I trust this letter finds you in rather better health than I am at the moment as I sit here typing, a bag of frozen peas on my distressed knee, unable to move my neck through ten degrees. You probably don’t recognise me, having only glimpsed my face...by Neil | Feb 26, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, humor, Humour, Personal, Random
Another train story for your enjoyment. No, not the return of the infamous butt clencher, today’s man of the moment was of a different order completely. And it wasn’t just me but the whole carriage he freaked out. Now *coughs* I freely admit I’m no...