A Hobbit in the Land of Giants

I always remembered the US as being big, I put this down to me being 14 the last time I was here but what I hadn’t factored in was that I haven’t actually grown since i was 14. I was 5’6 then and I’m 5’6 now. I am the shortest person...

Crazy Hair

My hair is out of control, I realised this today when, on catching my image in the window of a passing shop, I realised the top of my hair was staring back at me from the 2nd storey window. It’s got so bad that London Energy are following me around looking for a...