Sticky Bits

Things I learned this weekend: – If feeding family home cooked ham with sticky bits it’s best to stand back – Pineapple eaten whilst bouncing on a pink ball following a long walk induces labour – A golden retriever can hear a banana being...

A brief interlude…

The walk to work this morning: I’m sooo tired. YES…YOU DO LOOK A BIT WORSE FOR WEAR Ow. Jeez, you’d think people would look where they’re going. YOU’D THINK Say, you’re a bit thin, you need some feeding up. Oh wow! I can smell...

Commuter Capers

Top five comedy commuter capers, go on – I dare you: 5. Next time a free paper is slapped into your chest arm bar the free paper pusher to the ground and tweak him a la Mister Miyagi. Helps your defence later if you yell assault as the paper hits you. 4....

Notes to self…

1. Attempting to eat Haribo whilst driving may help keep you awake but E numbers and Metallica do not a law abiding driver make… 2. Everyone else on the motorway is out to kill you…never forget this. 3. When purchasing Chinese take away, ensure girlfriend...