by Neil | Jun 23, 2008 | Comedy, Family, humor, Humour, Life, Personal, Wales
Things I learned this weekend: – If feeding family home cooked ham with sticky bits it’s best to stand back – Pineapple eaten whilst bouncing on a pink ball following a long walk induces labour – A golden retriever can hear a banana being...by Neil | Jun 18, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, humor, Humour, Life, London
The walk to work this morning: I’m sooo tired. YES…YOU DO LOOK A BIT WORSE FOR WEAR Ow. Jeez, you’d think people would look where they’re going. YOU’D THINK Say, you’re a bit thin, you need some feeding up. Oh wow! I can smell...by Neil | Jun 12, 2008 | Comedy, Gordon Brown, humor, Humour, Politics, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire, Thoughts, time for a change
Yesterday, at my company, it was our summer party. We all gathered in an underground club in Soho and consumed many, many beers. This morning I feel like my brain has been replaced with an old sock. This is one of the many reasons I rarely drink. In addition strange...by Neil | May 26, 2008 | Comedy, Fun, Gurn, gurning, humor, Humour, Personal, Why you shouldn't give me power tools
by Neil | Apr 28, 2008 | Comedy, commuting, humor, Humour, London, Random, Travel
Top five comedy commuter capers, go on – I dare you: 5. Next time a free paper is slapped into your chest arm bar the free paper pusher to the ground and tweak him a la Mister Miyagi. Helps your defence later if you yell assault as the paper hits you. 4....by Neil | Apr 7, 2008 | Comedy, humor, Humour, Life, Personal, Random, Thoughts
1. Attempting to eat Haribo whilst driving may help keep you awake but E numbers and Metallica do not a law abiding driver make… 2. Everyone else on the motorway is out to kill you…never forget this. 3. When purchasing Chinese take away, ensure girlfriend...