by Neil | Sep 11, 2008 | Comedy, humor, Humour, Politics, Press commentary, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire
So still here then. As has been noted by smarter brains than me the Hadron Collider was never going to kill us or suck us into an alternate reality. But what if it did? What if it sucked us all into a universe where things had unfolded differently. Where the numbers...by Neil | Jul 14, 2008 | Comedy, Comment, humor, Humour, Politics, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire
Apparently, the government, or more specifically Jacqui Smith, believes that showing people who are caught with knives what happens to knife victims will help lower knife crime. I love thinking like that: taking a terrified; badly injured victim still undergoing...by Neil | Jun 12, 2008 | Comedy, Gordon Brown, humor, Humour, Politics, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire, Thoughts, time for a change
Yesterday, at my company, it was our summer party. We all gathered in an underground club in Soho and consumed many, many beers. This morning I feel like my brain has been replaced with an old sock. This is one of the many reasons I rarely drink. In addition strange...by Neil | Oct 23, 2007 | Books, Comment, Harry Potter, JK Rowling, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, satire, Thoughts, Writing
Lets get something straight, Dumbledore is gay. He smokes the pink peace pipe, he prefers his gardening downhill, he plays for the other side, he likes to polish wands and various other euphemisms for prefering wizards to witches. Only he doesn’t. He...by Neil | Sep 23, 2007 | Cars, Comedy, humor, Humour, Life, Motorway driving, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, Travel
Well I’m back in London town after quite a lengthy, wet, foggy drive along the M4. A couple of observations: a) Apparently indicating is no longer part of British road rules and instead a new system has been employed called telepathy. It uses less electricity...by Neil | Aug 30, 2007 | Nasa, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I'm not proud, Space
Yesterday Nasa announced they were considering limited testing of employees, including astronauts, for alcohol. That’s right astronauts. Who in their right mind straps themselves to a fuel tank containing 1.68 million pounds of highly explosive fuel in a vessel...